Thanks for the info guys.
@wobo
I get that the structure is the problem, regarding putting it on one persons table I have only taken the Board Admin up on his word. In that bug he makes it quite clear that he is against BBCodes like links in new tabs and Spoilers. That made me think that the odds for getting any of them are rather bad - I might be mistaken?
Even with an underworked sysadmin with all the time in the world - he is against it, afaict.
That is fair enough; even a Board admin is entitled to an opinion

(and I pretty much disagree with everything regarding BBCode).
@Doktor5000
I think the bug should be reflecting reality so if what you say is true - it should stay open. As stated above I had the impression that there is no will to implement BBCode.
For that the Wontfix tag is most fitting.
And I would like to thank all the overworked people who are contributing - many good people there. So forgive me for the impatience regarding this forum - there is not much movement to be seen, on the surface, as so many have pointed out - very correctly. sigh*
I understand that there is a structure that is not easy to touch - even scary. So I guess we have a catch 22 here?
Just out of interest. Would it even make sense to upgrade the forum without the data? Why must they be stripped? Does the setup require hacking on the phpbb source code or is it a matter of "Templating"?