Reading about Windows 8 UI in /. is funny...

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Reading about Windows 8 UI in /. is funny...

Postby zxr250cc » Aug 10th, '12, 21:31

I lifted the following posts from /. about the new user interface coming for Windows 8:

No need to be so general: we can narrow down "Microsoft" to "Sinofsky and Ballmer." Only severely senior management can march into a burning chicken coop and expect to exceed quota.

In the beginning there was a Plan.
And then came Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the plan was without substance.
And darkness was on the face of the Workers.
And they spoke among themselves, saying
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinks".
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said
"It is a pale of dung, and none may obide the odor thereof".
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none can abide by it".
And the Managers went unto their Directors saying
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength".
And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong".
And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful".
And the Vice Presidents went unto President saying unto him
"This new Plan will actively promote growth and vigor of this company, with powerful effects".
And the President looked upon the Plan and saw it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
This is how shit happens.

Other posts have been interesting or even witty:

Déjà Vista

Don't like it? (Score:3, Informative)

Don't buy it.

If Windows 8 is as bad as it seems like it is going to be then we should polish up our software, fix wifi, have more media files play with little effort during the original install and plan on taking some more space from the desktop users as Windows 8 is seen as a failure in the market.

Just an idea... :o

cheers,
gcd

Another post sounded like me ranting so I add it here: Put Dad's tools back where you found them!

We all learned this as kids.
Out right hiding dad's tools was unthinkable.
With Microsoft hiding the tools and forcing them to stay hidden... what are they thinking?!
When they forced the removal of "classic" view in Windows 2K8 it was insane.
I say it is insane because of the financial loss incurred by world business in lost man hours and down time just looking for the "new" way to do things you have been doing for more than a decade.
In man hours it is a simple salami attack taking small slices here and there from every user and admin.
In down time it gets scary. You have a site that is losing 100K per minute because it is down. The old way takes 2-3 min to fix the issue. once your tools are hidden you are on a 30 minute google session to find out how to do what you have been doing forever. 3 million dollars out the window for a single admin on a single outage. I had a site that cost that when it went down.
World wide, I would not be at all shocked if this causes more than a trillion dollars in hidden and obvious losses. I'm sure the R2 removal of classic did.
It maybe that in the future we just have to change the windows UI from explorer to Powershell so our tools stop getting hidden every new version of Windows.
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Re: Reading about Windows 8 UI in /. is funny...

Postby mmix » Aug 10th, '12, 22:55

IMHO, microsoft product couldn´t evolve anymore, sooner or later, it will be replaced by FOSS..
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