Tell Me A Good Lie?

[yankee495]

I can't.

Next.

[yankee495]

The only lie the devil ever told is that he don't exist.

[yankee495]

Come on Dok, I just wanna be friends.

[yankee495]

130 WPC RMS, enuff speakers to make your wife visit her mother...It cuts if you really rip it up....I guess I should just have my wife come home.

It is pretty like my wife, my computer and oh should I say, come on, my self!

Next?

[yankee495]

I really am enjoying myself alone. But I am alone.

I'll tell you something, world wide. True. There are a lot of Americain Indian Casinos here.

The USA gave them their "Nation" and when you drive down the road it says entering "Cherokee Nation" and when you enter it you are treated with respect and never harassed. Of course they want your money but they respect me.

Hey, might have to move this unless I tell a good lie:

I'll start.

I wasn't looking at her.

[yankee495]

Ok guys I really need help here...I mean I'm crying....


She wasn't that good looking?

[yankee495]

Now I got you...

If she hadn't have shaved.....

[marja]

Hi yankee495,

What was the best thing that ever happened to you?
I suppose that should go into another topic

Cheers,
Marja

[yankee495]

Topic is tell me a good lie.

If I tell you the truth you will learn nothing.

Being blessed.

[mmix]

i can't tell, but bible always do.

Just joke. ;)

[iak1992]

I was loved as a child

[zxr250cc]

I am from the government and I am here to help you.

I will respect you in the morning.

Need anymore?

cheers,

gcd

[yankee495]

I came here to tell you the truth.

Will have to be a new thread.

Oh, and that was the truth.